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Limericks thought up in the pub. Bad taste, poor English, bad rhymes, profanities a-go-go, suspect syllable counts. Best get drunk before reading them. Think you can do better? Then submit your own here. Oh dear, some of have had a go.

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I thought mine were bad! So about up to par with my earlier examples then! This is apparently rather advanced for most of you! In my humble opinion Benny Doherty is by far the most prolific author of less than correct limericks well done!

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Have a look at the latest submissions at the bottom of the page if you doubt me! Oh help, I name and shame and what happens? I get another four limericks from Benny overnight!

Still at least the rhyming pattern is correct now, besides flattery works wonders. Please note the names associated with submitted limericks are those of the submitter, and not necessarily the original author. Submitters please try for original creations!

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